Shop Official Merch

Description: Until we meet again! Skull inspired by Alfredo Alcala’s Masters of the Universe artwork.

Description: what a show off

Description: If you’re gonna pick a place to get swarmed by zombies, why wouldn’t it be the mall? A tribute to the Gap. Who wouldn’t die for some Orange Julius?

Description: GORZAK in the style of M.U.S.C.L.E.!

Description: Gorzak: The monster you control!

Description: The winged eagle championship worn by wrestling buddies and champions alike. Live your life as a world wrestling champion, you earned it.

Description: Only a quarter. One coin and you can open an endless possibility of options, but only with the right machine.

Description: Pizza worth a shred!

Description: Everyone is beautiful, just like this off-brand TMNT import Donatello

Description: It’s the face on mouth thy you can’t unsee from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. We all knew it was guys in suits, but no one wanted a reminded but THERE. IT. IS. Donatello laughs and… is that a face? In his mouth? Oh lord, please let me unsee this. Give me the unsee juice.

Description: For the real 80s and 90s kids, nothing comes close to the original TMNT Mikey.

Description: That scene from Hereditary at the kitchen table. Celebrate your love of Hereditary and confuse the hell out of your friends who haven’t seen it yet and that old lady you regularly see when you walk your dog.